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A respected schoolmaster had just retired. 🎓

He and his wife lived in a flat in Bhopal. 🏠😉

For Dussehra, they decided to visit their hometown. 💥🔥🔥🔥

Before leaving, the master thought to himself —

“While we’re away, what if a thief breaks in?

He might smash open cupboards and make a mess everywhere,

even though there’s no money in the house!” 😅

So, to save his home from being wrecked,

he placed ₹1000 on the table 💸

along with a note. 📝

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"Dear Unknown Thief,

Heartfelt congratulations for the effort you’ve taken to break into my house! 🥰🥰🥰

But unfortunately, I’m a middle-class man,

living only on my pension. 😅

So there’s nothing valuable here.

I feel bad that your hard work and precious time will go to waste. 😔

So please, as a token of respect for your effort,

accept this small amount. 🙏

Also, to help you become more successful in your profession (theft 😜),

I’m giving you some tips below 👇"

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The Master’s “advice” read as follows: 😂👇

On the 8th floor – lives a corrupt minister 💼💰

On the 7th floor – a crooked property dealer 🏢

On the 6th floor – a co-operative bank chairman 🏦

On the 5th floor – a big industrialist 🏭

On the 4th floor – a famous lawyer ⚖️

On the 3rd floor – a corrupt politician 😏💍💵

“They have mountains of gold and cash.

Your ‘business success’ won’t trouble them one bit!

Because they won’t even complain to the police!” 😂😂😂

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After Dussehra, when the Master returned home,

he found a large bag on the table. 🎒😲

Inside it were ₹10 lakh in cash! 💸💸💸

And a letter —

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"Respected Guruji, 🙏

Heartfelt thanks for your guidance and teaching! 👏👏

I followed your advice and my mission succeeded! 😄

I’m leaving this small amount as a token of gratitude.

May I continue to receive your blessings and wisdom in the future too...

Your disciple – The Thief 😄😄"

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😂😂😂

The Master read it and laughed, saying —

“Ayyo! I thought I had retired,

but it seems my teaching career still continues!” 📚🤣💥

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